The Thing about those Dyson Hand Dryers.

Spider head from horror movie The Thing

I went to a Chinese buffet yesterday, and in the washroom they had one of those Dyson Airblade hand dryers, you know, the ones that actually DO dry your hands. Sure, they really work, but I always have something else on my mind as I slide my defenseless hands into these things. I made a NSFW video to demonstrate:

Think about THAT next time you head to the little boy’s room.


  1. Funny, when I think of those Xlerator hand dryers with their unbelievable blowing power, I think of this:

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